Way back in 2020 when I was putting together the pitch for Punycorn, I figured I needed a piece of eye candy to sweeten the pot. I thought I'd throw in an epic battle scene to show our humble heroes facing outrageous odds. There's no possible way they could defeat an evil army on this scale, is there? Spoiler Alert, they aren't chopped down by Sir Ogre's army. This is a middle grade funny fantasy, for flip's sake. No swears, this is a kid-friendly book. However, no kids were present when I effed and jeffed my way through this rod for my own back.
Good lord, you maniac! This is more intense than a Groo the Wanderer double-page spread!
That is quite a compliment! Fair to say I overdelivered on this book and have the posture of an 89 year old to prove it